Top 8 People Who Made Cut At The PC Over Me

As if getting haxed out, going x-2 and bubbling at 9th at a PC wasn't bad enough, just take a look at these doofuses that are in top cup over me.

8: That one kid I totally destroyed round 1

What the heck? How did THAT guy make top cut over me? I double 4-0'd him and he had the nerve to bring a koko weak team to an actual VGC event. How did the rest of you guys let him get into top cut? Apparently the fact that my r2 opponent went 1-4 and his went 2-3 is enough for the TOM gods to put him in top 8 over me. Thanks Obama

7: That one obnoxious kid who recently aged up from seniors

Oh great, that one obnoxious guy who just aged up made it into cut. It was so annoying when he was going 3-0 against seniors and acting like he was hot shit, but to see him have ANY success in masters is just frustrating! I probably won't hear the end of this for a long time. I quickly dismiss any thoughts that he could actually be a good player, he's just an annoying kid!

6: My friend's mom

Ok, I can't even be mad about this one! She brought cookies to the PC and it's awesome that she's joining in on the fun of playing at a PC! Maybe the world isn't so bad after all!

5: That one kid who only uses Lillikoal

Scratch that, the world is hell, literally scorched by the sun. The mere thought of Lillikoal doing well fills me with dread, and these thoughts would probably keep me up at night if they ever missed a sleep powder. I thought there's no way he'd bring Lillikoal again after going 1-4 last week, but alas he still chose to press the only buttons he knew how. Why can't other people run teams with a great Lillikoal matchup and beat him so I can get away with running my team that just lazily doesn't care about it!

4: The guy who thinks he is better than me

Great, not only am I going to have to deal with the misery of not making top cut, but I’m also going to have to deal with this guy coming up to me and saying "Oh you didn't cut? That's too bad, I did. Maybe you can cut next time!". I can tell he thinks me his lesser just by his condescending tone and the fact that he always brings up that one time he beat me at an unsanctioned PC 2 years ago. At least he has to deal with Lillikoal guy in round 1.

3: Who?

Does anybody know who this guy is? I've never seen his name before and I don't see anyone unfamiliar. Maybe there was a typo or something. In any case, he went x-1 so good for him I guess, but I really want to know who he is. How can I demean him in order to ease my sorrows if I don't know anything about him?

2: The guy who actually is better than me

Damn it, can't this guy take like a week off or something and let someone else win? He has won the past 3 PCs and I bet he only lost in the last round because he didn't want to reveal any information. And everyone thinks he's better looking than I am too but that's NOT true! Plus I beat him 3 months ago in a trainer tower tour so he probably isn't even better than me!

1: That guy whose team is a total gimmick

Unbelievable! That guy with the gimmick team went undefeated! My team even has a great matchup against his gimmick. If I would have played him, my tactics certainly would've won, there is no way he had hidden tech for my answer or had other ways to win without his gimmick. Now he might even win this PC just because the schedule gods decided to not let me face him and instead made me only play my team's worst matchup: Arcanine-Garchomp.