Washington D.C. - President Trump took yet another radical step to fulfill his campaign promise to clean up our VGC tournaments as he signed an executive order earlier this morning authorizing the use of Guantanamo Bay as punishment for players who make an error on their team sheet. This move comes following the President's comments earlier this week at a campaign rally held in your racist uncle's backyard. There, trump said "When players send in their team sheets, they’re not sending their best," he continued "They’re sending team sheets that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing stat errors, they’re bringing the wrong nature, they’re misspelling their pokemon names. And some, I assume, are good pokemon sets."
At the press conference announcing this executive order, Attorney General Jeff Sessions explained "A tournament that does not enforce its rules is not a tournament at all. This is not a discriminatory act, we have no problems with the players at VGC tournaments, we just need to ensure that they submit their team sheets in accordance to the laws of our great tournaments."
In addition to this order, it is expected that by the end of the week President Trump will sign an executive order removing a key Obamacare provision that granted mental health care to low-income moody smeargles.
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