SHOCKING REVEAL: "I was never even a little bit sorry for the hax" says former world champion in breathtaking tell-all book

New York, NY - We've just received an early copy of the upcoming book "Art of the Steal: When to Click Swagger" and it just as startling as we could've imagined! The VGC tell-all book, written by a former world champion, even includes a particularly interesting story proving what we have all suspected, but never could prove: he was never actually sorry about the hax.

The former world champion, writing under the pseudonym Randall N. Giovanni, writes "Contrary to all the claims I may have previously made, I was never even a little bit sorry for the hax. And it's not even because I'm some sort of unapologetic psychopath either, like I still wake up in the middle of the night feeling bad about that one time I ran over a bunny with my car a few years ago, but this was totally different!"

He goes on to explain that this feeling was habitual, not a one-off lack of remorse "When it comes to the hax, I never once thought about the pain you must've felt when you got flinched three times consecutively from my rock slides. All I ever remember is the feeling of intense joy from me clicking the rock slide button in a game I should've lost and being rewarded! And while I may feel bad when I see people getting haxed in other games that I am not playing in, it's totally different when it comes to my games. I remember every time I hit the swagger button and you hit the "hit yourself" button with great pleasure and no remorse!". The writer even goes on to reveal that he never meant it when he said "good luck" before starting the match

"The Art of the Steal: When to Click Swagger" Will be available at a bookstore near you this Holiday 2017