Report: Local senior beat you on Pokemon Showdown last week

Gretna, NE - We have an intriguing development from a local midseason showdown: A local senior clams to have beaten you on Pokemon Showdown last week. The senior, whose name you never bothered to actually to learn, was heard boasting "Oh yeah, I was so excited when I saw I got paired up against you! I totally read your switch turn 3 and punished with an ice beam and from there on it was smooth sailing." When asked for his Pokemon Showdown account, the senior explained "I can't reveal what account I was using, it was a super secret alt and I still need to use that team and alt to practice for an upcoming regional.". He later went on to clarify that the team he used wasn't a gimmick and that his win was totally legit and skill based, with no hax at all.

When pressed as to how many times he had to face you before finally leaving with a victory, the senior declined comment and requested that all further questions be forwarded to his mother.