Washington D.C. - In yet another shocking turn in the ongoing investigation into Russian interference in the United States election, Robert Mueller has issued an indictment for DonaldTrumpVGC on 3 counts of lying on his NPA sign up post. This announcement comes on the heels of Michael Flynn's indictment last week.
In the indictment, it is demonstrated that Mr. TrumpVGC claimed to have achieved 3 regional top 16s, but the highest placings actually achieved were 9, 19, and 22, which only accounts for one top 16 finish. In addition to this, it was stated that Mr TrumpVGC claimed to have topped the Showdown Ladder using the account MakeVGCGreatAgain, but it was determined that Mr TrumpVGC did not actually own this account. Additionally, Mr TrumpVGC also claimed to be a "cool dude" while providing absolutely no evidence towards this claim. When asked for comment, Mr TrumpVGC exclaimed "Porco Dio!" and went on to state he never would have gotten indicted if he didn't get crit during questioning from the Mueller Team.
A spokesperson from Mueller's office declined comment
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